How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...