Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer