Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.