Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD