Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.