Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.