Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.