What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.