What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.