What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!