What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.