What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!