What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !