What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!