Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.