Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.