Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.