Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?