Why did the tree go to jail?

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.