Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!