Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!