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Why did the tree go to jail?

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.