Treason
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both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
It was taped.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Harambe tried to save the kids.
Goudas.
Because business was very light.
The overheads were too high.
Because he was Snowden!
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Patti O'Furniture
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...