What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.