What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.