What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.