What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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Only my dad gets it.

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.