What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Where's my tractor?

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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A Pimp

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Imagination.

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Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.