What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.