What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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A Pimp

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My English Monologue Draft...

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.