What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Shoot the first one.

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What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!