Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape