Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.