Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit