How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.