How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.