How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin