How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking