How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Brush Limbaugh

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An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking