How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.