How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.