Tape his mouth shut.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Who says they're acting "
Hey ya'll, watch this!"
A running gag.
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
