Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!