Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.