Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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The Age Of Ultron.

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Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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A Juan-a-be

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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He shellabrates!