He's trying to age disgracefully!
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Microsoft Word.
Because they can lie about their age!
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
If you break a leg, you get cast
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because people kept toasting him!
A SURprise party!!