Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.