What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea