Bad Day Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Workplace Jokes More Workplace Jokes

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

2 Day Jokes More 2 Day Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!