She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
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When I had diarrhea.
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
A rebel without a gauze.
To help them find missing sea men.
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
With a tuna.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Hard eh.
An apology.
When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.
Because it was a Number 2.
