Bad Day Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

2 Day Jokes More 2 Day Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47