She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
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When I had diarrhea.
An udder failure !
He used cowculus!
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
A Pimp
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
A lawsuit in a pantsuit.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Airheads
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Shine a torch in her ear!
Anything you like he can't hear you.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Aboot this big"
