She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
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When I had diarrhea.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Aboot this big"
A lawsuit in a pantsuit.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Your in 8.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
Steward: No. Leo dies.
The size of the tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
They'd get caught in the chain.
There is no cod
Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."
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