How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela