How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat