Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.