Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Their ankles!

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

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Medium.

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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They don't want to pay for mods.

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A buck an ear!

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"