Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.