Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.