Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!