Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D