Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.