Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.