Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Who pays?

Germany.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)