Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.