Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)