How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !