How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow?

Cowlin Mockery

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.