How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux