How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !