How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.