What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head