What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.