What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.