What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What is a paradox?

A small medical clinic.