What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !