What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.