What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.