Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.