Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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You're cut off."

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!