Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!