What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.