What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.