How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.