How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.