How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."