How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !