Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.