Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.