Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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I met a knight

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.