Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Campaign Jokes More Campaign Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.