Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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There she blows!!!

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They are German and a tad-Polish"

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.