Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.