Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Jim Henson Jokes More Jim Henson Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!