Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Jim Jokes More Jim Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of "de javu"?

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose