Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What do you call a muscular Arab?

Protein sheikh