Jim.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No whey.
No whey."
No whey!
No whey...
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
He was depressed.
A body builder
He was a body-builder
Their guilt.
Survivor guilt.
A dumbell
When it's too heavy to lift.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
A bahumbug!
Because it's too far to walk.
He was second to Nun.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
He didn't like the Pilate
A theocracy.
