How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.