How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.