How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!