How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.