What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.