What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.