What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart