What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart