What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.