What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.