What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...