What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Sorry... That came out wrong.

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Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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One's gotta pee.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.