What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.