What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)