What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.