What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope