What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.