Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!