Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.