Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !