Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.