Because they've lost their locks.
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
They though it was Riel funny!
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Logger-rhythms.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
because he has gnocchi
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
The High Cs