Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!