Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)