How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.