How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =