How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.