How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Constipation Problem Jokes More Constipation Problem Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.