Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.