Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment