How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver