How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.