Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.