Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.