Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license