Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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A few months ago

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.