Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!