Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.