Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.