Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!