Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)