Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.