What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !