What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !