What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.