What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.