What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !