How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.