How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.