How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.