How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture