What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.