What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !