What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.