What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE