What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.