What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.