Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.